Valentine Candy Box Design

This box design is a parody of the (awful) Valentine's candy, Sweethearts (yuck). I did it in Illustrator.
It reads:

INGREDIENTS: high fructose corn syrup, cyanide, discontent, artificial sweetener, hatred, gelatin, scorn , bleach, frowns, tar, glycerine, sarcasm, vegetable gums, tar, mercury, the tears of children, chalk

ALLERGY INFORMATION: Consuming this product may (and probably will) result in poisoning and/or death.

NUTRITION FACTS: There is no positive nutritional value in this product whatsoever. In fact, it will probably kill you.

Scornfully made by slaves in the Underworld.

Some of the candies say:
-U DISGUST ME
-GO DIE.
-NO.
-NO1 LOVES U
-U R SCUM
-KISS MY FIST
-BUG OFF
-FRIEND ZONE
-4EVER ALONE
-I HATE YOU

This is just lovely, right?